Inspired by Mallory Orburg’s wonderful Male Novelist Jokes.
Q: How many male SFF writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The buxom young barmaid winked at him as she leaned over the bartop, her full breasts brushing the wood in a none-too-subtle metaphor for…
persona is a serious game about serious stuff with serious characters
Miss Frizzle and Mary Poppins, Lady Time Lords.
I ship it to the moon.
The Teacher and The Nanny. The Magic School Bus is a TARDIS, and Mary’s bag is bigger on the inside. No one will ever convince me that this is not true. Oh, and I ship it.
For crying out loud, the Magic School Bus actually does travel through time and space, easily changes it’s form like a Chameleon Circuit, and is casually ALIVE in certain ways. It’s a friggin’ TARDIS in all but name!
I’m very late. Sorry :c But here it is! :D
I have to reblog this again because holy shit this is cute. A+
Watching Charlotte dance to the tune of Touhou Medley ~ Touhou Rush
this doesnt even need a caption… every girl knows what this is…
i will never not reblog. its too accurate
wait do girls really go in those weird half standing positions and stand on their heads type deal???
i would pay $1000 to see Obama in Frozone’s super suit
this is the most important post
$10000 if he and Michelle acted the scene out
not sure we could raise enough for them to actually do it but we could try
#someone kickstart that shit
cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers
A tiger mother lost her cubs from premature labour. Shortly after she became depressed and her health declined, and she was diagnosed with depression. So they wrapped up piglets in tiger cloth, and gave them to the tiger. The tiger now loves these pigs and treats them like her babies.
I HAD TO… i felt forced.
Oh god that is so beautiful
Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives
Oh my god
OH MY GOD IM SO EXCITED I LOVE THOSE BOOKS
yes yes yes yes YES YES YES YES yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
I am a fan of GSRM (Gender, Sexuality, and Romantic Minorities)
easy to remember, not too many letters, more encompassing, doesn’t have the same hierarchy that LGBT sort of has (where the LG takes priority over the BT, also then the other letters are often left off) (also romantic added in hellz yeah)
we should all use this term ya’ll
also kicks out those “A for Ally” people which I’m all for